Oh no!

While Father Epiclaus was away, diligently attending to his important pina colada-related duties in Cabo, his elves were enslaved by the lords of chaos!

What will they make of Epimas now? WHAT?


We, the thralls of chaos, are joyful.

We wish you a most gleeful and chaotic Epimas!

We, the thralls of chaos, are calling it a year.

We've got to get out of here before Father Epiclaus comes back from Cabo and discovers what we've been up to. Mum's the word, yeah?

We may be thralls of chaos, but we are at your service.

You may address any questions to lumpley at the gmail or epidiah at the gmail.


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